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POEMS AND ESSAYS

Bah Humbug

JANUARY 2024

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From a Hospital Reflecting Pool

AUGUST 2023

On Moths and Middle School

AUGUST 2023

Oceanography and Intimacy

AUGUST 2023

I fail therefore I am (a failure)

AUGUST 2022

On Growing up Odd

NOVEMBER 2021

Milo

NOVEMBER, 2022

World's Worst Roommate

OCTOBER, 2022

Regarding Eggs and Ovaries

MAY 2021

Lessons From a High School Mascot

JUNE 2021

an ode to my cat

DECEMBER 2021

a collection of thoughts from the archives of my brain

K. FAIR

They are very scattered

satire

because life would be no fun without it

Second Grade Class Declares Sun’s Explosion in 5 Billion Years a National Emergency

MAY 2022`

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Conservative Says Sex and Gender Are the Same, but I Don’t Remember Having Gender With Their Mom

APRIL 2022

Whom Let the Dogs Out? Why Flip-Flops Work Best in This Weather

FEBRUARY 2022

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy: How to Walk Up Bascom and Hide that You’re Fighting for Your Life

FEBRUARY 2022

New Crossing Guard Under Humanities Bridge Speaks Only in Riddles Three

FEBRUARY 2022

APs in Kindergarten: Meeting local schools’ strategic goal of unending college prep

JANUARY 2022

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Following Success Of Land Acknowledgement, UW to Start Offering Class in Performative Activism

DECEMBER 2021

Top 5 Gatekeeping Strategies for Art Majors

SEPTEMBER 2021

"Is It Just Me or Has the Food at Gordon's Been Really Bland Lately?" Asks Unvaccinated Student

SEPTEMBER 2021

Local Man Receives Standing Ovation for Ordering Real Coffee at Starbucks

NOVEMBER 2021

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Student Playing Sims 4 in Lecture Makes Sims Woohoo a Little too Often

NOVEMBER 2021

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Inspiring: Professor Says “Google Is Free” in Response to Questions

NOVEMBER 2021

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