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POEMS AND ESSAYS

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Bah Humbug

JANUARY 2024

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From a Hospital Reflecting Pool

AUGUST 2023

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On Moths and Middle School

AUGUST 2023

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Oceanography and Intimacy

AUGUST 2023

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I fail therefore I am (a failure)

AUGUST 2022

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On Growing up Odd

NOVEMBER 2021

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Milo

NOVEMBER, 2022

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World's Worst Roommate

OCTOBER, 2022

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Regarding Eggs and Ovaries

MAY 2021

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Lessons From a High School Mascot

JUNE 2021

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an ode to my cat

DECEMBER 2021

a collection of thoughts from the archives of my brain

K. FAIR

They are very scattered

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satire

because life would be no fun without it

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Second Grade Class Declares Sun’s Explosion in 5 Billion Years a National Emergency

MAY 2022`

Recording Time

Conservative Says Sex and Gender Are the Same, but I Don’t Remember Having Gender With Their Mom

APRIL 2022

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Whom Let the Dogs Out? Why Flip-Flops Work Best in This Weather

FEBRUARY 2022

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It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy: How to Walk Up Bascom and Hide that You’re Fighting for Your Life

FEBRUARY 2022

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New Crossing Guard Under Humanities Bridge Speaks Only in Riddles Three

FEBRUARY 2022

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APs in Kindergarten: Meeting local schools’ strategic goal of unending college prep

JANUARY 2022

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Following Success Of Land Acknowledgement, UW to Start Offering Class in Performative Activism

DECEMBER 2021

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Top 5 Gatekeeping Strategies for Art Majors

SEPTEMBER 2021

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"Is It Just Me or Has the Food at Gordon's Been Really Bland Lately?" Asks Unvaccinated Student

SEPTEMBER 2021

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Local Man Receives Standing Ovation for Ordering Real Coffee at Starbucks

NOVEMBER 2021

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Student Playing Sims 4 in Lecture Makes Sims Woohoo a Little too Often

NOVEMBER 2021

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Inspiring: Professor Says “Google Is Free” in Response to Questions

NOVEMBER 2021

@2023 by Katja Fair

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